No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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