fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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