Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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