did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
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just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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