My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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