You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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