I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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