Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm going to jail i love you
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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