Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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