Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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