Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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