Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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