haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My feet surprised me
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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