Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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