yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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