I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
