I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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