Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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