Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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