just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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