just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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