i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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