No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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