i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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