i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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