whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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