Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
