would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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