Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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