woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
