I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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