You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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