bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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