wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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