great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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