Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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