question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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