he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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