dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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