Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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