Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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