i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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