thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Randomize
