even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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