Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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