i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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