Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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