i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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