so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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