after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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