That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
one two three fourrrrnication!
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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