i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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