The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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