I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
