Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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