I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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