its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
he's single and there are thong briefs.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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